Left wing voter: Wow! That was some speech; I almost wet my pants half way through it.
Right wing voter: What speech? That was the worst case of Obamism I've heard this year. All I heard was 40 minutes of buzzing in my ears.
Left wing voter: F*** you!
Right wing voter: F*** you back!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Joe publicly advocated lower taxes, so he was the victim of Obamism.

Non-Obamist: “Hey man, want to go biking with me?”

Obamist: Nah, sorry fam, I’m an Obamism; my mom signed me up for Obamism camp.”

Non-Obamist: “It’s fine, totally get it bruh, have fun.”

In Obamism we worship Barack Obama.