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Old Man's Penis (noun)
any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.
Maria: Why is it soft?
Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.
O.M.P. by jesse wood August 28, 2003
Words you can keep
On My Period also means Ouch!My Period, A code name for teens or adult (females) if they have their period but do not want to share TOO much information.
Friend 1: O.M.P! O.M.P!

Friend 2:Omi Gosh!....what does that mean?

Friend 1: O.M.G...
O.M.P by Dillhian January 16, 2012
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Order of Mutual Protection, and usually abbreviated in reference to insurance companies labeled on cemetery headstones, footstones, or general memoriam's.
Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisans O.M.P.
O.M.P by Yarthebazar October 15, 2022
Order of Mutual Protection, usually in reference to an insurance organization on the headstone or memoriam of the deceased.
Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisan O.M.P

Marty's inscription read, "I Famiclia O.M.P" insured by a life/health insurance agency.
O.M.P by Yarthebazar October 16, 2022

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places
Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D
H.O.M.P is an abbreviation for the term “Hop Off My P*ssy.”

Girls usually use this abbreviation to tell anyone, really, to “F*ck off.”
Person (man): Yo, you hot as hell.

Girl (me): H.O.M.P
Person (man): Oh wow, ok. I see how it is.
H.O.M.P by urdadisles July 7, 2018

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.

An abbreviation for keep your hand outta my pocket bitch!
Your at the mall and your girl wants to buy something expensive:
"Hey hoe, K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.! got it!"
K.Y.H.O.M.P.B. by Cody reppin 520 September 9, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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