O.M.P.

Old Man's Penis (noun)
any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.
Maria: Why is it soft?
Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.
by jesse wood August 29, 2003
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O.M.P

On My Period also means Ouch!My Period, A code name for teens or adult (females) if they have their period but do not want to share TOO much information.
Friend 1: O.M.P! O.M.P!

Friend 2:Omi Gosh!....what does that mean?

Friend 1: O.M.G...
by Dillhian January 13, 2012
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O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, and usually abbreviated in reference to insurance companies labeled on cemetery headstones, footstones, or general memoriam's.
Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisans O.M.P.
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O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, usually in reference to an insurance organization on the headstone or memoriam of the deceased.
Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisan O.M.P

Marty's inscription read, "I Famiclia O.M.P" insured by a life/health insurance agency.
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