gomp

An open hand slap to a male's testicles, usually, but not always with a squeeze.

After Maggie gomped Mike at the party, he spent the rest of the night walking funny.

by greged July 27, 2010

gomp

An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world.

"dude I so just hung up on that lady for being dumb.....GOMP!!!"

by Dannypants June 10, 2004

gomp

to act like an idiot, asshole, jerk, etc. gomping equivelant to "bitching"

today at work sally was acting like a gomp so i told her to shut her face. i wish people would just stop their gomping!

by kaorusan! December 23, 2007

gomp

A extended vomiting. To barf for a long period of time...

"I think i'm going to gomp after eating this mayonaise and salsa sandwhich."

"Wow dude, that was a nightmarish gomp!"

"I hope to never experience gompage like that again"

"STOP GOMPING ON MY NEW LEATHER JACKET!"

by Cloudscollide December 05, 2005

gomp

Acronym for Get Off My Penis.

Some dudes were at a strip club, and one of the strippers sat right on a guy's penis and it hurt like shit, so he yelled "GOMP!"

by WhoAreYouDPG? July 02, 2010

gomp

1.The noise made when taking to much food in one mouth full also see Chomping

2.Gomping can be used for body parts as well

1. eww them fatties are just sat there gomping

2. did you just gomp my nose?

by scottamus May 19, 2008

Gomp

Opposite of a basic bitch, usually overweight, loves horses, wears camo and blaze orange, drinks beer, might throw in a dip, takes there senior picture on a tractor, and often gets with losers

Did you see that chick Luke got with last night? She was a total gomp.

by Roomiedude February 25, 2019