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bar nasties
Horribly skanky girls that regularly occupy the local bars trying to hit on bartenders in the attempt to integrate their alcoholic or otherly abused life with someone who is trying to earn money to get through college by holding a part-time job because they want their futures to be stable enough to avoid people like this.
Last night the bar I work at had all the regular bar nasties crawling around, luckily we have new naive staff that serve them because I don't go within a stones throw of their infestive reach.
bar nasties by Kent-Wes Jacobsen May 11, 2007
Hang nasties
The result of a lady wearing an open toed shoe 2 sizes too small.
Toes hanging off the front of open toed shoes.
Toes hanging off the front of open toed shoes.
Hang nasties by jjmol00 May 14, 2011
the nasties
Maricela: Yo Hector let's go to my house and do the nasties!
Hector: Alright let's go before your parents get home!
Hector: Alright let's go before your parents get home!
the nasties by LiL AnT January 30, 2006
fat-nasties
(n., pl.) The multitude of women that can be found on the Internet from either personal sites or chat rooms. These women can be easily detected by their obesity and sub-average physical attractiveness.
Yeah, I tried looking for a woman on those Internet personal sites, but all I came up with were a bunch of fucking fat-nasties.
fat-nasties by K-Von March 14, 2005
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"