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Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars 

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.
Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars

di-nastiest 

Something or someone that is so nasty that the nasty has to be double to two nasties.
Man... you are DI-nastiest, but you're better than that man over there, he be tetra-nastiest
di-nastiest by BIG FABE! July 30, 2004

bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bar nasties 

Horribly skanky girls that regularly occupy the local bars trying to hit on bartenders in the attempt to integrate their alcoholic or otherly abused life with someone who is trying to earn money to get through college by holding a part-time job because they want their futures to be stable enough to avoid people like this.
Last night the bar I work at had all the regular bar nasties crawling around, luckily we have new naive staff that serve them because I don't go within a stones throw of their infestive reach.

Hang nasties 

The result of a lady wearing an open toed shoe 2 sizes too small.

Toes hanging off the front of open toed shoes.
Strippers wearing stilettos who leave paw prints on waxed floors as they walk have hang nasties.
Hang nasties by jjmol00 May 14, 2011

the nasties 

Maricela: Yo Hector let's go to my house and do the nasties!
Hector: Alright let's go before your parents get home!
the nasties by LiL AnT January 30, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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