Nunery

A place where nuns study, nun type things

or a place where u bang ur gurlfriend the first time

i just banged my gurlfriend in the Nunery down the street

by Alex March 6, 2004

Nunery Closet

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.

Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011

Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.

Take no note of my nudery!

by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

Nungry

The sound made when you are both tired and hungry and want to express your need for food, but your tiredness takes over your speech. Often after the night before.

"GimmefoodI'm...nungry"

"Whats up with you?"
"Nungry :("

by hotfozz April 18, 2009

Nunnery

A brothel.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

by Twathenge April 26, 2006

Nunnery

Where they make the nuns

"The Catholic hospital is located next to the Nunnery"

by Dr. Octavious Greenberg November 7, 2019