NUNS 

stands for nasty unsanitary nipple syndrome.

I heard E.T. got a bad case of the NUNS!

NUNS by jaimchelrohrbenson September 28, 2009

nuns 

new ones.

all my pens ran out of ink, i got some nuns.

nuns by crazypielady January 20, 2009

Nuns Cunt 

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

Nuns Cunt by Bernardette February 22, 2006

Nuns Tits 

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

Nuns Tits by biffboy April 9, 2009

Nuns on ripple 

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

Nuns on ripple by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018

Nuns Cunt 

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

Nuns Cunt by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

nuns chuff 

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

nuns chuff by nathan j August 9, 2015