To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

Nuns Tits by biffboy April 9, 2009

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Nuns on ripple

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

Nuns on ripple by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018

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Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

Nuns Cunt by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

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nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

nuns chuff by nathan j August 9, 2015

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