Numpt 

As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.

"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."

Numpt by Darius Oak September 30, 2016

Nuptup 

Nuptup. Destroyer of worlds, devourer of souls, straight baller.

What one looks upon as a simple Vileplume is far more. Nuptup (Nuptup) is a god. Higher up in the pantheon of gods than even Arceus, Nuptup (Nuptup) was YouTuber 'ProJared's' favorite and most useful Pokemon in his Nuzlocke challange.

She destroyed Misty, defeated Lt. Surge, outsped an Alakazaam, and even defeated death itself.

Truly no-one is safe from the almighty Nuptup (Nuptup).

"We come at the shrine on the mighty Nuptup (Nuptup) in order to give our souls upon her mighty holiness. May her solarbeams rain against our enemies."

Nuptup by Girm November 11, 2013

Numpty Crew 

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

nompty 

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

nompty by the nomptinator May 20, 2019

numtot 

A name deriving from the Facebook group “New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens.” The acronym is commonly used to refer to any young person that appreciates public transit as well as urban development, while fighting gentrification. They generally share viewpoints with yimbies.

Jack: How do you beat traffic in the mornings?
Jill: My fellow numtots and I take the subway— it’s a lot cheaper and faster!

numtot by j0hax January 11, 2018

Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019