Nowhen 

A synonym for never meaning not at any time.
-Maia

“When are we leaving?”
“Nowhen”

Nowhen by MT2607 February 4, 2023

Nowhere Man 

1. A man who sits in his nowhere land, makes his nowhere plans for nobody, doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and is a bit like you and me. He doesn't listen or know what he's missing. The world is at his command. He's as blind as could be and just sees what he wants to see. He can't see me at all. He shouldn't hurry or worry. He should leave it all till somebody else lends him a hand.
2 an amazing song by the beatles

He's a real nowhere man

Nowhere Man by pen1535 July 4, 2008

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

The Outskirts of Nowhere 

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.

ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Outskirts of Nowhere by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

nutsack of nowhere by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Run to nowhere 

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

Run to nowhere by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006