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A text sent by someone who has troubling thoughts or emotions.

MAT: *text*how ya doin G?
G: *text* ......
MAT: *text* wait a minute... "......" GASP, SIX DOTS IS SOMETHING WRONG!!!
G: Yus my day sucked alot...

by artfoxMS April 07, 2015

Yur Mom

One of the most overused insults ever.

MAT: Dude what r we doing in math class today?
DUDE: YUR MOM! BOOM SUCK IT IM SO MLG!!!!
MAT: Dude that's more of a joke than an insult nowadays...

by artfoxMS April 07, 2015

Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

by artfoxMS February 22, 2016

Gen wunner

A usually stupid, old, or douchey person who says that Gen one of Pokemon is the best and complains about the faults of the other generations of Pokemon.

MAT: *buys Gen one Pokemon starter t-shirt
BRO: *glares disapprovingly*
MAT: Dude wtf are you doing.
BRO: (WHISPERS) u dirty Gen wunner...

by artfoxMS April 06, 2015

OCD

Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
Being obsessed about actor, Peter Capaldi

MAT: Dude I have OCD.
DUDE: WTF yur obviously lying.
MAT: NO! I have Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
RANDOM WHOVIAN: DUDE ME TOO!

by artfoxMS April 06, 2015

Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 07, 2015

The Outskirts of Nowhere

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.

ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by artfoxMS April 07, 2015