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not sex
Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?
not sex by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020
Not sex
Guy: “Why is there so much sexual things over the urban dictionary?”
Guy 2: “idk just search up not sex”
Guy 2: “idk just search up not sex”
Not sex by Ari394828194 December 30, 2021
Not Sex
Is when you have light sex and never get to your finished out come and not satisfied with end result.
Friend one - I wish Valentine day was cancelled everyone tried of having not sex on a date or hanging out.
Not Sex by Smoothie8girl February 18, 2025
SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX
this is not about sex will not be. will never be.
oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex
oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex
SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX by come on doods October 18, 2020
we're not having sex
i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex
boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*
we're not having sex by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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