Notsex

An act of intercourse that does not involve penetration, but which is held up to symbolise a healthy sex life by delusional homosexuals.

Bob and Tom had never actually had sex, but they regularly participated in Notsex, failing each time to convince friends and family that they were Notvirgins.

by Marianne Vermouth December 15, 2008

nosexia

A common yet rarely acknowledged social disease where sex with another person is non-existent.

Gerry: Nic, come on over and shag me before I catch nosexia.
Nic: Gerry, you’re too sexy. You will NEVER catch it.

by Solis November 22, 2014

Notser

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019

not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020

nctsexual

Only being attracted to the gorgeous members of the K-pop group nct

Person 1 : hey aren't those boys handsome? I think one of them is staring at you
Person 2 : oh sorry but I'm not interested, I'm nctsexual

by yuji huang October 27, 2020

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

nosexual

Male or female who has no interest in sexual activities, or seems to not take attraction to either sex. Person who seems to dislike being around anyone.

You know John? He's a total nosexual, doesn't like either gender!

by Timothy C Babcock June 12, 2006