Notsex

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An act of intercourse that does not involve penetration, but which is held up to symbolise a healthy sex life by delusional homosexuals.

Bob and Tom had never actually had sex, but they regularly participated in Notsex, failing each time to convince friends and family that they were Notvirgins.

Notsex by Marianne Vermouth December 15, 2008

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nosexia

A common yet rarely acknowledged social disease where sex with another person is non-existent.

Gerry: Nic, come on over and shag me before I catch nosexia.
Nic: Gerry, you’re too sexy. You will NEVER catch it.

nosexia by Solis November 22, 2014

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Notser

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

Notser by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019

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not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

not sex by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020

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nctsexual

Only being attracted to the gorgeous members of the K-pop group nct

Person 1 : hey aren't those boys handsome? I think one of them is staring at you
Person 2 : oh sorry but I'm not interested, I'm nctsexual

nctsexual by yuji huang October 27, 2020

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Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

Netsex by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

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nosexual

Male or female who has no interest in sexual activities, or seems to not take attraction to either sex. Person who seems to dislike being around anyone.

You know John? He's a total nosexual, doesn't like either gender!

nosexual by Timothy C Babcock June 12, 2006

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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