Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.
Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?
by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020
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Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 26, 2015
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Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
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by JooperPooper12345 November 06, 2017
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"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009
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According to Mean Girls, it is a very dangerous thing to do.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex... 'cause you will get pregnant- and die.
by 優正義 May 30, 2012
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The process of reproduction-or the process of pleasure.
"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. And.in the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later
I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck."
by errorcannotdisplayname February 07, 2015
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