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When a peado adds you on facebook you can either accept the invitation, or Not Now them.
Jordan: David Cole has just added me as a friend

Hadley: NOT NOW DAVID COLE
Not Now by Andy McGurn March 24, 2011
A Song by the infamous Blink 182 and bonus track on the ''Greatest Hits'' Album
A Video Clip was made depicting various videos made by the band, such as ''all the small things'' ''Girl From the Rock Show'' and First Date'' are shown as well as footage of them on tour.
there are 2-3 versions of the video clip,1 of which has not been confirmed to be an australian fan-made version.

It is Strongly regarded as the final song written By Blink-182 as it's title reflects a statement for the band to not give up and stop making songs together
Not Now...Blink 182

We Miss You
Not Now by Travis Johnson Barker November 14, 2007
The worst thing to say when a HOT girl is in your bed kissing your neck and trying to get in your pants.
girl: You always say no when i want it!

guy: I don't ever say no. Just "not now"...
Not Now by 47505660abc July 13, 2009

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone 

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.
From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"
Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

Not Now Maybe Later 

The greatest activist that ever lived. Also the most well known Youtuber of all time.
Not Now Maybe Later- you will never find anyone like him
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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