a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.

Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.

Also known as Walking Dead Disease

" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"

"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."

Norovirus by Motherofunicorns February 16, 2017

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norched

Under the influence of cannabis.

Dude, lets go get norched in your van!

norched by fappymeal October 19, 2010

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Normcore

The act of deconstructing fashion by purposely dressing blank or dull. What once started as a post-ironic anti-fashion, "purposely uncool" trend by hipsters in an attempt to pull away from the subculture fashion that were becoming commercialized and popular, norm core is quickly becoming a legitimate fashion trend. Characterized by boxy, unflattering jean jackets, oversized sweatshirts, gift shop baseball hats. Anything that looks like it might be featured in a Calvin Klein from 1998, or anything you'd wear around the house on laundry day.

Me: Since when did everyone start dressing like Jerry Seinfeld? Not just the hipsters, either. Forever 21 is selling these horribly patterned oversized sweatshirts that look like stock left over from 2001. What's going on?

Friend: lol, normcore. Embrace it.

Normcore by topangarang May 13, 2014

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NORCAL

Cali term that stands for "Northern California."

Yo, where you from, cuz?

NORCAL.

NORCAL by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

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