a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.
Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.
Also known as Walking Dead Disease
Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.
Also known as Walking Dead Disease
" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"
"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."
"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."
by Motherofunicorns February 16, 2017
(noun) a person who asks what "swag" is. Either due to lack of popular culture exposure, incarceration, being part of a cult, not being "a cool mom", or never attending any event where goodies are involved. Age does not apply to being swagtarded
Wife:"Honey, what is swag?"
Man: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Wife: " I went to a Lula party and got a swag bag, I don't know what it is! Hee hee"
Man: "I want a divorce and my credit card back. I can't believe I married a SwagTard."
Man: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Wife: " I went to a Lula party and got a swag bag, I don't know what it is! Hee hee"
Man: "I want a divorce and my credit card back. I can't believe I married a SwagTard."
by Motherofunicorns June 22, 2017