Joshiro007's definitions

FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

FIX

1) Any street drug.
2) A referral to sex (i.e. Horny? I'll FIX that!).

1) Yeh, I gotz paid today so ama go out and get me a fix.

2) Say, baby...anytime u needz a FIX, gimmie a call, aightz?

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

SPRUNG

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

Holy shit, dog! I ran into that gurl again at a party and we were freakin the hell outta each other. I was hella SPRUNG!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

payback

The act of revenge.

This is PAYBACK for cheating on me, beeyatch!!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

BASKET CASE

Refers to someone who is not all there...someone psychotic.

"The hell is he doin facing the corner in the closet???"

"He's a BASKET CASE. Now shut the door...I just watched the Blair Witch Project!"

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003