Normanitis 

Normanitis is a very rare and dangerous disease that can’t be understood to scientists and you need to fully understand anyone u know who suffers with Normanitis because if u catch them in the wrong mood they will accidentally break everything including themselves.
They are either always extremely hyper and will run and jump around on everything and ask you to be an obstacle in a corse they have made or they will make you race them just so they can prove they are superior and when in this mood you should be very cautious as they will break everything not on purpose for example smashing TVs or burning down microwaves they should not be trusted alone anywhere in this mood because nothing and nobody will survive
The second mood affiliated with Normanitis is sad they will overthink everything and never sleep just in case somebody needs them as well doesn’t stop singing even when asked not too it’s not possible to stop and lays on the floor with a blue light on listening to justice wrld and has and average of 0-5 hours sleep a week this mood is caused by a large array of things:
-someone insults something they love
-someone is upset at them
-thinks that everyone hates them
-thinks of something sad and doesn’t stop thinking about it
Etc.

Perks of Noormanitis:
-At least 6ft
-would fight Mike Tyson for friends
-tries to give usefull advise
-always checks up on friends
-has at least 2 short blond friends at once

Damn I feel bad for your boy he’s got normanitis

Normanitis by OWrLD January 20, 2021

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Newmanitis 

Having tons of intellectual potential, but not using it because of some motivational disorder, such as ADHD or laziness.

A: Did you finish that assignment?
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.

Newmanitis by sofatfatso October 26, 2009

normanified 

To be attacked by a series of love for Normani, sing in Fifth Harmony and cousin of Beyoncé.

"I just watched a the BO$$ music video. I think I got Normanified."

normanified by ChooChoo January 1, 2015

normalitis 

Normalitis is something that affects those who have a disability that makes living a normal life almost impossible. Having to live life that way can be very frustrating. Sometimes a person will get tired of using the things that are there to help them live more comfortably. Instead of using those things, they opted to push themselves more than they should. They'll to try to live the way most normal, healthy & able-bodied people are able to do without a problem. Unfortunately sometimes they end up worse off, at the very least, for a few days. That's what it means for a person to have a case of normalitis.

After getting a case of normalitis; for 3 days I have been trying to recover, but I'm still stuck in bed!

normalitis by momof4kdss May 4, 2016

Normantas 

A Lithuanian term for a degenerate.

Blet, It's Normantas.

Normantas by Ensta November 21, 2021

Normanistic 

(adjective): When someone (for example Norman Reedus) tweets and says and not says
for example: Comin!! (where?? when? Tell us Noman!!)

Today Norman Reedus tweeted,,,that tweet was so normanistic!!

Normanistic by Elys75 June 27, 2014