Nonsturbate
Nonsturbate by Filth monger. August 2, 2022
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Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
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Noisturbating
The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
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Noseturbate
The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
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Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
Napsturbate
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