Nonsturbate

To masturbate whilst thinking of an individual that is under the age of consent.

Last night I masterbated whilst thinking about my neighbours daughter ie.. had a nonsturbate

by Filth monger. August 2, 2022

napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Noisturbating

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

by W2YM June 28, 2010

Noseturbate

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Napsturbate

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

by Wolflobot October 31, 2013

Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013

Nasturbate

The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

by reninilenguini February 3, 2015