Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Nasturbate 

The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

Nasturbate by reninilenguini February 3, 2015

noseturbation 

It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.

If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.

noseturbation by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016

noosturbate

The act of masturbating while restricting one's breathing with a rope or towel, etc. to create a more intense orgasm.

Did you hear that Timmy died last night? He accidentally hung himself. That's the risk you run when you noosturbate.

noosturbate by Clifford Fenoketer January 7, 2014

nosesturbation 

Noun. The act of sticking an object up one's nose in order to induce a sneeze. Portmanteau of "Nose" and "Masturbation".

I engaged in some pretty hearty nosesturbation over there.

nosesturbation by Kurt F January 3, 2008

Nosturbating 

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

Nasturbate 

To Nasturbate: The act of having sex with someone who has the same name as you.

Lauren: Hey Emma, have you seen Emma? She looks so hot.
Emma: YEAH BABY! We're totes gonna Nasturbate tonight.

Nasturbate by ZeIsolatedGiraffe January 8, 2012