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The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
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