Nosterbate 

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

Nosterbate by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsterbate 

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napsterbate 

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

Napsterbate by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

posterbate 

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

posterbate by lauracs June 13, 2008

Rosterbate 

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

Rosterbate by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016