Example 1:
Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.
Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.
Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.
Example 2:
Bob: How did the interview go?
John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.
Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.
Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.
Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.
Example 2:
Bob: How did the interview go?
John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.
Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.
2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.
Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.
Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009