Noisturbating

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The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

Words you can keep

Moisturbating

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

Moisturbating by Becca!!!! December 18, 2008

nocturbating

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

nocturbating by Emurii July 8, 2006

Nosturbating

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

NASTURBATING

SHAGGIN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

'DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT'? " IT WAS GETTING LATE OPTIONS WHERE LIMITED , I DECIDED TO DO A BIT OF NASTURBATING. SO I LIFTED TINA AND WE LEFT FOR HERS"

NASTURBATING by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Napsturbating

When you fall asleep mid-wank.

"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"

Napsturbating by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026