nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025