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napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA
napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.
Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Poosturbate 

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.
Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.
Poosturbate by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

moosturbate 

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.
"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"
moosturbate by debaby May 20, 2014

Napsturbate 

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier
I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate
Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013