The act of masturbating while restricting one's breathing with a rope or towel, etc. to create a more intense orgasm.
Did you hear that Timmy died last night? He accidentally hung himself. That's the risk you run when you noosturbate.
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The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
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Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
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Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.
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