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The Nogardless Game
The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
The Nogardless Game by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014
Word of the Day on December 16, 2022
Related Words
Nonard • nonad • nenard • Nnard • noard • Nobardi • Nogard • nogardless • Nonaristocratic-Articulation • Nonerd
nogardless
Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.
Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.
nogardless by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014
nonad
Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Notard
Notard by Frankfunko69 April 30, 2022
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