Nonard

An incompetent human being, especially regarding video game related tasks.

HAHAh nonard you can't even speed run dis video game in 15 minutes!!11?/
You large dense overweight nonard!!/!/

by Nibot99 December 10, 2021

The Nogardless Game

The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.

I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.

Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!

by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014

nogardless

Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.

Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.

by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014

nenard

A person that is so retarded that in order for them to be told they are a retard itmust be said in their own language.

Use in conversation
Bob: wait kevin I thought you was from asia not japan!
Kevin: you must be a nenard

by sheep warrior April 26, 2014

noard

verb-- when you crash hard enough to put your teeth through your lip.

i tripped and noarded across my kitchen counter

by woops!! May 23, 2009

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

Notard

A person who acts and says things that a tv show character would say

“Hennis you are such a Notard”
“Jackson stop being a Notard”

by Frankfunko69 April 30, 2022