nenard

A person that is so retarded that in order for them to be told they are a retard itmust be said in their own language.

Use in conversation
Bob: wait kevin I thought you was from asia not japan!
Kevin: you must be a nenard

by sheep warrior April 26, 2014

nenad

A man with a giant 11 inch cock. Often rude, but still gets lots of chicks just cause of the cock. His balls however pale in comparison to his penis, therefore making it look like he has no nads.

Damn...that man is hung like nenad.

by benny conn October 28, 2004

NENAD

Acronym of "Neutral-Evil Ninja Assassin Drow", refers to a type of Player Character in tabletop roleplaying games whose very concept is inherently disruptive to playing in a group.

A NENAD can be fun for their player, but nobody else in the group is going to enjoy their presence.

by El Suscriptor Justiciero November 2, 2015

neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

nebard

Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).

Ben spills milkshake everywhere.
Chris says "you fucking nebard"

by Chris27 August 30, 2005

Nenad

A Nenad is someone everybody needs in their life. Your sister, neighbor, your local priest, and even your dog needs a Nenad in their life. Whenever he enters your point of view he dazzles everyone and pours light into the moment with his staggering looks and confident walk! Nenad is the guy that starts the party and of course the light switcher at the end.
To sum up, if you don't have a Nenad in your life, get yourself one.

That's a classic Nenad over there!

by footballsz November 23, 2021