Nobardi

Shakespearean disclaimer of authorship of any given written work.

"Who wrote that awful song? Nobardi," Said I

Nobardi by l'eveque May 11, 2026

Noboarding 

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof

I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable

Noboarding by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

Nowardin 

way cooler the TIN, don't confuse with the bin
not a nerd, like Null_ishere111.

"Wow, Nowardin is way cooler and not a nerd then your mom is fat hehehehehehe."

Nowardin by NotNowardin October 26, 2020

nobaraistheloml 

she’s perfect

woman 1: i follow nobaraistheloml on tiktok

woman 2: yeah me too i love her

nobaraistheloml by nendous left ballsack July 2, 2021

nobaraistheloml 

the absolute BEST mutual ever 💪‼️ super funny and makes AMAZING quality content 🤞

"hey i saw you're following the absolute best, cleanest, nicest, most funniest person on tiktok EVER, nobaraistheloml"

"yeah, they're the best‼️ he's also a HUGE simp for hange from aot"

nobaraistheloml by jeanssweatyassballs July 8, 2021

nobaraismygf 

bwestie westie 🥺🥺🌸🌸🌸💕💕

nobaraismygf is bwestie westie 🥺

nobaraismygf by larasaiki October 21, 2021

Nobaldi

1. A misspelling of the word "Nobody" by someone who is likely ESL, such as Giggle Chads.
2. A dark, twisted and sinister entity who resembles Baldi from Baldi's Basics, and is in Kahoots with another evil anomalous entity know as "Nophono".

Slitherjak: Nobody, not a single soul, not even Big Chungus or Keanu Reeves cares about this SNCA, SYNAU.

Thougher: Ev&oe Nobaldi cares abot ts thoughbeit.

Evan: DON'T SAY HIS NAME RETARDED FAGGOT OR HE'S GONNA FUCKING 'APE YOU.

Nobaldi by PoopNigga131 November 7, 2025