Nonerd

The complete lack of technical skills regarding the operation of a computer and all related devices

When it comes to hi tech things,my Dad is a complete Computer Nonerd

Nonerd by Scot McConnell July 4, 2008

nonederwear 

n

no underwear. as in going commando

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."

nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009

NoperDoodles 

A way of saying no

Guy#1-Do you watch basketball

Guy#2-NoperDoodles

NoperDoodles by OG3 April 14, 2017

noterday 

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

noterday by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Oh-Noner 

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

Oh-Noner by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014

Noner

A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.

1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"

Noner by JDF April 29, 2004

noneed 

You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.

noneed by munnattaaaa December 2, 2009