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Notard by Frankfunko69 April 30, 2022
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Nogtard's Tongue
The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
Nogtard's Tongue by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
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Nogtard's Bog
Nogtard's Bog by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
Nogtard's Bog
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Nogtard's Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
noterday
Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.
Nogtard
Abbreviation of "nignog retard". A spasticated black shit with diarrhoea-juice for brains. Walks around with its gob wide open for catching flies. Only speaks when stating the bloody obvious, for example when it sees someone struggling with 15 Asda carrier bags and asks them "Have you been shopping?".
Have you seen that gormless black shit with its gob wide open?
Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.
Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.
Nogtard by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009
The Nogardless Game
The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
The Nogardless Game by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014
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