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can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

kitchen counter by cory December 4, 2004

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On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

On The Kitchen Counter by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

bigpuffer's kitchen counter by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

Gorge Country Kitchen

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.

Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"

Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

Country Kitchen Buffet by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Country Kitchen Buffet

South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.

I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(

Country Kitchen Buffet by What is 7x6 April 26, 2010

Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

Country Kitchen Buffet Style by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026