nonad 

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

nonad by Mark H May 24, 2005

nonaffluent 

the most powerful attack known to man. if there is ever a situation where you need to destroy a thot, hit em with the quick N O N A F F L U E N T and she will surely perish.

Witch lady - "I love you, I just want you to be happy"
Fearsome warrior - "aww, she just wants me to be happy... aww, okay... so she is a nice lady after al- NONAFFLUENT"
*witch lady dies on the spot*

nonaffluent by tobuscuslover46iloveyoutobuscu August 2, 2018

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork

"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12

nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

nonant

1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.

a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.

nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008

nanadoongie 

In 2019, someone asked Jaemin for a name for people who bias him/are his fans (fan name) and he picked “Nanadoongie” which means ‘“Nana’s Lovelies” in English!

random person on the internet:
applying for nanadoongie moots if u are a nanadoongie or u just have a crush on jaemin lets be moots !!

nanadoongie by nihilist injeolmi July 16, 2021

Nonaversary 

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

Nonaversary by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016

Nona 

Nona is definatly the best, most kind, amazing, and beautiful girl that you will ever meet! If you have her-i can't stress this enough-DONT MESS IT UP! It will be the WORST mistake of you entire life! She is amazing and beautiful and every guy would be lucky to have her. Her dark completed beauty does nothing to help you from falling madly in love! Also, although she may seem tiny and cute and innocent at first, she is really a little NINJA OF DEATH! If you get her mad she will hunt you down and kill you IN YOUR SLEEP! One thing to remember is that if hurt her she may say that she forgives you- and most of the time she honestly does- but when she says she's done with you she is DONE. She is an independent person but she still needs someone there for her when she's down. If she chooses you to be that person don't hurt her. She may be great at giving advice but that doesn't mean that she doesn't need it sometimes too. And although she may seem happy and perfectly fine almost all the time she'll always have something bringing her down but she'll never tell anyone because when she does they never seem to care. Treat her like a queen, like your treasure, because sooner or later you'll realize that's what she is.......

Have you met Nona?

No, lol didn't you guys date?
Yeah, but I messed up really bad and now idk what to do...
Well, I don't know her that well but I can tell she still cares about you.

Nona by #wbw# November 8, 2016