Nobbard 

Obviously, an offspring from the word "nob". And, actually, it means pretty much the same thing.

Oh my God you're such a Nobbard

Nobbard by Keri January 26, 2005

Nobtard

Like retard, but an extremely annoying person

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it

Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

nobeardaphobia 

fear of those who no longer have facial hair

my boss shaved his beard & mustache & now i can't look at him.

nobeardaphobia by susi January 6, 2004

Noboard

A board pad invented by Burton that when adhered to the top of a deck is basically a snowboard without bindings. Or to some, a surfboard for the snow.

It seems people who surf are naturally better at no boarding than those who just snowboard. However it's really more your opinion and talent.

What is that thing? it's like a snowboard without bindings!

"It's a noboard, it does't have any bindings but it's a baller board to ride"

Noboard by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011

Noboarding 

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof

I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable

Noboarding by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

Noxbardus 

To be unintelligent when up late or tired

“Lola is Noxbardus, she often makes silly mistakes when tired”

Noxbardus by Verbum Factorem August 24, 2025

Nobardi

Shakespearean disclaimer of authorship of any given written work.

"Who wrote that awful song? Nobardi," Said I

Nobardi by l'eveque May 11, 2026