1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"
Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."
*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."
*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
by tmexcandy March 23, 2013
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by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013
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Risking one's health in the pursuit of unnecessary convenience. Usually by using a cheap "hoverboard" or "GoBoard".
Madis: "I feel so lazy, I'm gonna go goboarding home today."
Allar: "Are you insane? Aren't you afraid to get hurt?"
Madis: "YOLO"
Allar: "Are you insane? Aren't you afraid to get hurt?"
Madis: "YOLO"
by MrSafi October 12, 2016
Get the goboarding mug.(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.
Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.
Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...
Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...
by Anonosity May 14, 2011
Get the no-boarding mug.Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!
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Get the Onboarding mug.Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
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