Noboarding 

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof

I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable

Noboarding by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

onboarding 

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

onboarding by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

goboarding 

Risking one's health in the pursuit of unnecessary convenience. Usually by using a cheap "hoverboard" or "GoBoard".

Madis: "I feel so lazy, I'm gonna go goboarding home today."
Allar: "Are you insane? Aren't you afraid to get hurt?"
Madis: "YOLO"

goboarding by MrSafi October 12, 2016

no-boarding 

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.

Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...

no-boarding by Anonosity May 14, 2011

Onboarding 

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

Onboarding by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

Onboarding unemployed by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022