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A vampirelike creature that cannot resist to sucking on a human's nipples.
Noun:
Alucard: Hello my friend. For so long you have craved the milk from the Mother's spring and the dripping blood from the Father's pec.... I have a gift for you.
Pinky: Your beautiful prescence strikes me more than what I crave, Alucard. I have forgotten how exquisite your nipples were.
Alucard: Flattered,... I am...... But they are officially retired from that slimy black orifice you call a mouth. (Shows Pinky his pecs)
Pinky: Oh how unfortunate.
Alucard: But I couldn't leave an old friend empty-handed. BRING HIM IN!!!
(Two servants bring in a black latex suit man strapped to a wooden cross and pulls the latex suit man's long hair back behind the cross, ties the end of his hair to a large loop ring, and cuts two holes in the torso of the latex suit to reveal the man's nipples)
Pinky: Hahahaha... Well..... I must admit, Alucard. You really know how to please a Nippire after waking from a 500 year long rest. Oh I tend to enjoy this. (Pinky walks toward the latex man and grabs his throat with his left hand and repeated squeezed his left pec with his right hand. Pinky looks up at the latex man's head and whispers)
Pinky: ...scream for me...
(Pinky rushes to suck the latex man's nipples with great force and Alucard rubs his nonexistent nipples while watching Pinky reminding himself he should feel lucky he is not the latex man on the wooden structure.)
Nippire by ebauch95 May 18, 2023
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A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.
Kristin: Guess what?
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
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Erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast. Denotes a fun, playful and often youthful quality to the nipples.
Kelly and Jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room.

You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt

Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.

All the guys talked about her hot nippies.
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richie nippies 

Expensive as fuck nipples that you achieve after you get top surgery. Used by a youtuber called 'Storm Ryan.' Top surgery is for ftm transexuals who wish to get their breasts removed.
Bryan: So you got those scars from top surgery?

Ryan: Yeah, but I also got my richie nippies.
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Her: no who is NippieMan
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young and perky female breasts
The teenage boys admired their female classmate's nippies.
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A term used to describe a chilly climate, at which point your nipples showing.
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