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nippleman 

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
nippleman by johnny chingas April 29, 2009
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Nipplegänger 

People who share identical looking nipples.
“Ja’Ronla, if we don’t find an act today for the Rev's retirement party, someone’s going to lose their job, and it’s not going to be me. Bring me in one more juggler or one more ventriliquist and I’m going to puke. Surprise me, damn it. New!”

...
...

“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”

“Doppelgängers? I'm not seeing it.”

“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?...”

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“Well now, so you are. So you are.”
Nipplegänger by PJMac September 7, 2012

Nipplecanopy 

Noun;

1. A relatively hairless man or woman with copious amounts of mammary hair.
2. A hairless man with fury nipples.
The moment became awkward as her rings entangled in his nipplecanopy.

nipplewank 

wanking off somebodies nipple.
Girl 1: 'omg that guy has massive burger nips, I wish I could nipplewank him'
Girl 2: 'isn't that a girl you stupid fat bitch'
nipplewank by shania twain twat October 8, 2011