NippieMan

Legit the sexiest man alive. NippieMan is actually is Jesus Christ in the second coming.

Him: Do you know NippieMan?
Her: no who is NippieMan
Him: Stabs the woman

by NippieMan January 4, 2021

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

Nipplegänger

People who share identical looking nipples.

“Ja’Ronla, if we don’t find an act today for the Rev's retirement party, someone’s going to lose their job, and it’s not going to be me. Bring me in one more juggler or one more ventriliquist and I’m going to puke. Surprise me, damn it. New!”

...
...

“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”

“Doppelgängers? I'm not seeing it.”

“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?...”

...

“Well now, so you are. So you are.”

by PJMac September 7, 2012

Nipplecanopy

Noun;

1. A relatively hairless man or woman with copious amounts of mammary hair.
2. A hairless man with fury nipples.

The moment became awkward as her rings entangled in his nipplecanopy.

by Nipplecanopy June 18, 2020

nipplewank

wanking off somebodies nipple.

Girl 1: 'omg that guy has massive burger nips, I wish I could nipplewank him'
Girl 2: 'isn't that a girl you stupid fat bitch'

by shania twain twat October 8, 2011