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A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.
Kristin: Guess what?
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**
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a racial/degrading insult describing a person who fakes something completely unbeliveable, and or repetatively does a small action that pisses a person off. a good coded word for nigger or nig or any other african american racial slur.
1) Mike "paul pierce isnt injured! he is fakin that knee shit!"
Haltner "yea thats cause hes a damn nigpie"
2) Joe "god damnit nick ur such a nigpie! u keep stealing my beer!!!!"
nigpie by crack baby14 July 3, 2008
Tommy is dating that niggire again.
That bitch is a fucking niggire.
Niggire by Seemliss December 28, 2008
A nigpipe is when you have a black adult male bouncing up and down on your pipe. When you are about to cum you start peeing in his buthole.
I just gave that guy a nigpipe last night!
nigpipe by WillHasWood February 15, 2022
A nigpipe is when a black male adult (or child) sits on your penis and bounces up and down. Then the person who is being bounced on pees inside the black man's anus.
I heard Robby gave you a nigpipe last night. How did it feel?
Nigpipe by WillHasWood February 15, 2022

Nigsesh-Nigpiece 

N. Something extremely good or extremely bad. Never in a vague area, but distinctly one way or the other. Can be used to describe either.
That party was banging man, a nigsesh-nigpiece.

Dude, chris is the worst, hes such a nigsesh-nigpiece
Nigsesh-Nigpiece by Chralby May 23, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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