Nipfire
Nipfire. It's like hip fire, but you hold the weapon up nipple high. It best describes how modern videogame characters hold their guns.
Nipfire by DuckDuck3245 April 11, 2018
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napfire
When you take a short nap in the hopes that doing so will revitalize your mind, body and soul, effectively refreshing you completely.
Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.
Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.
Sue: Are you getting ready to go out and watch the ballet with me dear?
John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.
John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.
napfire by scaryjesus February 14, 2012
Nippire
Noun:
Alucard: Hello my friend. For so long you have craved the milk from the Mother's spring and the dripping blood from the Father's pec.... I have a gift for you.
Pinky: Your beautiful prescence strikes me more than what I crave, Alucard. I have forgotten how exquisite your nipples were.
Alucard: Flattered,... I am...... But they are officially retired from that slimy black orifice you call a mouth. (Shows Pinky his pecs)
Pinky: Oh how unfortunate.
Alucard: But I couldn't leave an old friend empty-handed. BRING HIM IN!!!
(Two servants bring in a black latex suit man strapped to a wooden cross and pulls the latex suit man's long hair back behind the cross, ties the end of his hair to a large loop ring, and cuts two holes in the torso of the latex suit to reveal the man's nipples)
Pinky: Hahahaha... Well..... I must admit, Alucard. You really know how to please a Nippire after waking from a 500 year long rest. Oh I tend to enjoy this. (Pinky walks toward the latex man and grabs his throat with his left hand and repeated squeezed his left pec with his right hand. Pinky looks up at the latex man's head and whispers)
Pinky: ...scream for me...
(Pinky rushes to suck the latex man's nipples with great force and Alucard rubs his nonexistent nipples while watching Pinky reminding himself he should feel lucky he is not the latex man on the wooden structure.)
Alucard: Hello my friend. For so long you have craved the milk from the Mother's spring and the dripping blood from the Father's pec.... I have a gift for you.
Pinky: Your beautiful prescence strikes me more than what I crave, Alucard. I have forgotten how exquisite your nipples were.
Alucard: Flattered,... I am...... But they are officially retired from that slimy black orifice you call a mouth. (Shows Pinky his pecs)
Pinky: Oh how unfortunate.
Alucard: But I couldn't leave an old friend empty-handed. BRING HIM IN!!!
(Two servants bring in a black latex suit man strapped to a wooden cross and pulls the latex suit man's long hair back behind the cross, ties the end of his hair to a large loop ring, and cuts two holes in the torso of the latex suit to reveal the man's nipples)
Pinky: Hahahaha... Well..... I must admit, Alucard. You really know how to please a Nippire after waking from a 500 year long rest. Oh I tend to enjoy this. (Pinky walks toward the latex man and grabs his throat with his left hand and repeated squeezed his left pec with his right hand. Pinky looks up at the latex man's head and whispers)
Pinky: ...scream for me...
(Pinky rushes to suck the latex man's nipples with great force and Alucard rubs his nonexistent nipples while watching Pinky reminding himself he should feel lucky he is not the latex man on the wooden structure.)
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026