Nicen’t

The word is used when something is not nice but say “not nice” is to long

That shit was Nicen’t

Nicen’t by SandBlockz July 22, 2021

nicen't 

Nicen't is a term used to define something that is "not nice" or rude.

"That was nicen't of you"
"She is very nicen't"
"Eating my soul would be nicen't of you."

nicen't by QuestionableCompliments November 21, 2021

This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016

This is why we can't have nice things 

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

This is why we can't have nice things by SAHM May 2, 2013

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

Nice't 

A Jacksonville word. Variation of nice.

Them boots are Nice't!

Nice't by Maricon July 31, 2016

This is why we can't have nice things 

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

This is why we can't have nice things by Humping midget January 15, 2011