SAHM's definitions

the schwaz

the intangible force that guides our entire existance. can be manipulated and controlled, but may turn against you at any time it sees fit

you can't schwaz the schwaz

by sahm July 31, 2003

This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013