Definitions by SAHM

This is why we can't have nice things 

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

This is why we can't have nice things by SAHM May 2, 2013

the schwaz

the intangible force that guides our entire existance. can be manipulated and controlled, but may turn against you at any time it sees fit

you can't schwaz the schwaz

the schwaz by sahm July 31, 2003