Nextic

enthusiastic readers

We are nextic.

by hdlksjfafh December 10, 2020

nexties

signifies that you are placing yourself next in an order of persons waiting to participate in an activity; to declare that you shall have the next turn.

i call nexties on playing the playstation 3!
wow, this game is fun! i call nexties!

by jabber_wok December 10, 2008

neuticles

Canine prosthetic testicles.

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.

by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

nexting

Nexting is a technique used to remove someone from your life in a clean, efficient manner that causes minimal to no drama. Tantrum whores, liars, users, schemers, drama queens, faggots and losers are typically the kinds of people who are subjected to nexting.

Dave: Can you believe it, Katie slept at Mikes house last night.
Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike.
Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time.
Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.

by L-DogHk August 13, 2009

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

neuticals

A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.

Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.

by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003