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nextaside 

A combination of next to and beside. Used when showing affection towards your lover. When used by a man its often said using his girlfriend voice.
I'll always be nextaside you babe.

I love layin' nextaside my baby.
nextaside by Landy+Mandy May 20, 2007
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Nepoticide 

The killing of one's own nephew.
Nepoticide. That's the one. There is on kind of killing that doesn't have its' own word

-Tyrion Lannister
Nepoticide by Ser Lancelot June 23, 2016

texticide 

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting
To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"
texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

exticide 

Mass murder through large doses of a substance known as ecstasy
Everybody in our highschool is committing exticide.
exticide by Jeremyyyy November 24, 2007

Newbicide 

A word used during intense combat typicaly online through an x-box or other gaming console, in which the player of said console is killing multiple new players newbsin tremendous quanities. The kills are so fast it seems as if the newbs are comiting suicide, thus we have Newbicide
Dude yesterday on halo it was total Newbicide, i killed like 45 new kids!
Newbicide by BlazerDawes July 24, 2008

Texticide 

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.
P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!
Texticide by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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