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neuticle 

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."
"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

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neuticle by J-Man December 12, 2004
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Neuticle 

It's a brand name for prosthetic nuts. If a man has cancer and has to get one or both of his testicles removed, a Neuticle is put in it's place. Or if a man would like his balls to be larger, a Neuticle can be put inside the sack.
"They had to lop off one of my nuts b/c they said I had testicular cacer, but they put a Neuticle in it's place,"said Bob.
Neuticle by Jessica Carlson September 30, 2006

neuticles 

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.
neuticles by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003
Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.
Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.
Nesticles by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

Nuticles 

I owe you a kick in the nuticles
Nuticles by P huNgy October 29, 2003

testicle nesticle 

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
When lice are livin in your genital hairs, and you got a whole nest of em'.
She was gonna bang him, but then she found out he had some nasty nesticles. and she was all "ew".

Dude, he could start a flea circus with his nesticles.
Nesticles by i@mTheM@n September 30, 2009