Definitions by J-Man

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

neuticle 

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

neuticle by J-Man December 12, 2004

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

behaihachi-izzlenez by J-man January 11, 2004

skankasaurous-rex

1.When someone someone is so incredibly skanky they are referred to as ~
2.When someone may have a random outburst it may be ~
3.A tea kettle

"It's GOJIRA!"
"I believe you are mistaken, 't is a skankasarous-rex."
"Damn that bitch be a skankasaurous-rex she so slutty!"

skankasaurous-rex by J-man January 11, 2004

Boobles 

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?

Boobles by J-Man December 1, 2003

shit stain 

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

shit stain by J-man November 24, 2003

roll your dice 

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

roll your dice by J-man November 24, 2003