J-Man's definitions

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

bu-a-gongk

the word bu-a-gongk is short for bust a gank so nobody will know what your saying right in front of them.

bu-a-gongk; means steal that shit dude.

I went to lisa Gerlachs' house and bu- a-gongk on her dope.

by j-man July 28, 2003

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by J-man January 11, 2004

down time

Amount of time it takes to get from one ho's house to the next.

Yo, it was some serious down time from Jenna's crib to Shaniqua's. But it was for real gettin' to Tonisha's cuz I got pigged-out like a villian.

by J-man November 24, 2003