by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.
by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

An artificial penis.
by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time
2. It's prosthetic stick time
by Michael Nick Hammer May 06, 2009

Happy Electronic Prosthetic (HEP) is a small computerized gadget like a cellphone, PDA, wristwatch etc. also known as a "Personal Electronic Thingy". frequently worn, or attached to womens faces while driving.
I used to carry a datebook and a bag phone... now that I have my Happy Electronic Prosthetic, I can keep track of my appointments, text message my GF and play tetris all through class!
by JonnyPhenomenon November 01, 2005

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.
by surfturfperth April 12, 2014
