A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.
Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.
by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003
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by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC) May 8, 2003
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The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
by Mr Bull September 24, 2017
Get the London Nautical School mug.With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
by sailor17 January 4, 2007
Get the nautical mile club mug.A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
by dawave182 January 18, 2008
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A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
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