ne0tic

Ne0TiC is the pimp daddy of them all...
Love is the man's middle name.

by nE0tIc August 26, 2003

neuticles

Canine prosthetic testicles.

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.

by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

neuticals

A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.

Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.

by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003

Neotic

A insubstantial nightmare, appearing real in biblical proportion while trying to wake up but appears that you have, but have not.

Person 1: I just had an neotic dream.
Person 2: How do you know you're awake then?

by Bat Weasel September 23, 2009

nestication

Slang term for a grossly overzealous public display of affection between two people, or a PDA. Conjugations: (to) nesticate, (they are) nesticating, (they have) nesticated, (they are acting) nesticatorially.

You two! No nesticating in the band closet!

Nestication is forbidden at this party.

by Disgusted Citizen May 1, 2008