neuticles

Canine prosthetic testicles.

My dog has a phat ass pair of neuticles.

by Karl Hungus December 2, 2003

neshticles

(n) A mysterious creature that is best described as a mix between a whale and a dragon. They primarily dwell on the sun, where they hold conferences, but come down to Earth twice a year to rape and pillage. They love water and snow, and are often seen wandering the plains of Colorado in solitude. They become invisible to humans when they don't want to be seen or become frightened.

Did you see that Neshticles taking a bath?

by Zasmus January 1, 2008

Nudicles

Rubber, Salene, or Cottage Cheese testicular models placed in the scrotum instead of testicle.

I kicked him in the nuts, but it didnt hurt, because they were nudicles, so i had to bitch slap that ho.

by Nick and Zack (Dick and Sack) January 12, 2003

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

Nuticles

of or pertaining to the male genitals.

I owe you a kick in the nuticles

by P huNgy October 29, 2003

neuticle

An artificial testicle designed for your domestic Pet following neutering. The company motto is "Looking and feeling the same."

"I feel so bad about neutering Spot. I think I'll get him a pair of large neuticles."

"Bull-buyers should be very careful when assessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. Cough!"

www.neuticles.com

by J-Man December 12, 2004

neuticals

A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.

Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.

by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003