Examples of Newbill:

"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."

"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"

"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"

"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"

"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak