newville

A town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. A place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. One might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or participate in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.
"Where are you from?"
"Newville, where all my neighbors are cows."
by Rabbitgrass February 24, 2014
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